Sitting on a bench on campus trying really hard to not exist.
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
(Source: hotwinger, via lubricates)
i regret every selfie a day later
"I want to kiss you good morning between your legs and taste your dreams of us."
- Spurtakiss (via spurtakiss)